Some of the most stupid questions people usually ask
in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:-

1. In the bus: A fat woman wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again or should i try this
time."



2. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?



3. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question: Oh dear, you've become sobig.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.



4. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-No,he' s a miserable wife-beating , insensitivelout...it's just the money.



5. When you get woken up at midnight by a phonecall
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket. What do you think?



6. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..



7. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objectsin your mouth
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell meif I bite.


From my friend: Sona